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    18 Reasons Why Werewolves Prey On The Elderly While Working At Rest Homes

    As the fairy tale, Little Red Riding Hood, points out, grandma is far easier prey. It was only a matter of time before werewolves figured out that the easiest way to secure elderly meat is to run a rest home.

    1. The elderly can be easily tricked.

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    2. Werewolves have organizational skills.

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    3. Taking care of grandpa can be a handful.

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    4. Doing the dishes can get to any lycanthrope.

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    5. Grandma won't spill the beans.

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    6. Werewolves are tired of being characterized as wild, dumb animals.

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    7. The old fogey can't really escape.

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    8. Go ahead. Get a head start.

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    9. One more trip down memory lane...

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    10. Hold your horses. I was just going Dosey Doe, nurse.

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    11. It's more important to secure a regular diet of human meat than go out on dates that never work out.

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    12. They are so close to kicking their own bucket anyways.

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    13. I haven't eaten in a decade!

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    14. And she looks tasty.

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    15. Werewolves are part human but their hunger won't let them rest.

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    16. The elderly are part human too but also part crazy.

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    17. Any werewolf knows people care more when they eat the young.

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    18. It's not like seniors have the best eating habits either.

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    There is a problem at the rest home, Trophy Ranch: werewolves use it to harvest elderly meat.