This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Jul 18, 2014WHY UNEMPLOYMENT TOTALLY ROCKS!No job? Awesome!!by BooBooTuxCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Status Update: "Yo Bitches! I'm at the beach!" All those side-projects you've been putting off Naps Casual Friday…not just for Fridays anymore Happy hour is every hour Experiment with a new look you've been toying with Reconnect with old friends Make new friends Window shopping Matinees No traffic Time to get to know the "real" you…. ….And, shortly thereafter, "reinvent" yourself Exciting new opportunities Chance to become your own venture capitalist