1.
You've mastered the 'pets situation.'
2.
You're familiar with the term 'Double Christmas.'
3.
And 'Double Birthdays' too!
4.
You use your parents' divorce as an excuse.
5.
You learn to deal with conflicts between others from a very early age.
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Your multiple step-parents have taught you things your parents never could.
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And your family is larger - meaning more people love you!
8.
You have a passive agreement with your step-parents that they can't ACTUALLY discipline you.
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And if you get tired of your step-sibling you can just LEAVE!
10.
You've become comfortable with using this excuse:
11.
You're forced to think of your parents as an entity other than 'Mom & Dad.'
12.
You have bitchin' organizational skills because you have to plan what to keep at each house.
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And you've developed a cunning sense of manipulation.
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You're not sure how to refer to your step-grandparents.
15.
You've learnt not to hold grudges.
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And you have the perfect excuse for being afraid of commitment later in life.
17.
If you're ever angry at your Dad, you know you can go bitch about it with your Mom.
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And if you're ever angry at your Mom, you know you can go bitch about it with your Dad.
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If you get tired of your mom you can just GO TO YOUR DAD'S HOUSE!
20.
And if you get tired of your Dad you can just GO TO YOUR MOM'S HOUSE!
