1. Your boss says they're tired because their baby kept them up all night and you're like:
2. You're WAY more excited by your paycheck than your co-workers.
3. The way you talk changes IMMEDIATELY upon entering the office.
4. And you have little (if any) real work experience.
5. Sometimes your co-workers seem to speak in riddles.
6. When you go out for "office drinks" you worry about being asked for I.D.
7. Everyone is married and all you have is your dog.
8. You're afraid to talk about "what you did over the weekend."
9. Everyone talks to each other via email and you're expected to comply.
10. You want to impress so you volunteer for EVERYTHING.
11. Even if you don't know what you're doing, you become the "resident expert" on technology.
12. You can't stop stealing stationery.
13. You have the attention span of a 20-year-old.
14. More than once, someone has pat you on the head.
15. And when your co-workers get emotional about turning 30, 40, 50, etc., you're just like:
16. You're not even ready to dream of retirement.
17. You ask your friends when they're gonna get a job and they don't respond well.
18. And stuff like this happens all the time:
Because im the youngest at work this is what i was borght in secret santa
Lewis B
@Ask4Kenneth
Because im the youngest at work this is what i was borght in secret santa
