We refuse to use the term 'Gym.'
And NO ONE says 'personal trainer' anymore.
And for some reason there's always '80s music playing.
Everyone's "Shredding for Stereo."
And we all like to get involved:
Whilst this is happening everyone seems to be searching for 'prime mirror position.'
You always see that one guy who just does a lot of stretches.
And at peak hours, a lot of moms show up.
So you have to go late at night or early in the morning to avoid crowds.
There's Southern Cross tattoos EVERYWHERE
They're like Australia's confederate flag!
The inside is either really hot or really cold.
And the "Health Cafe" at the gym is more of a "Health 5-star Restaurant."
Don't forget the really old person that walks around the changeroom naked!
There's that guy that wears jeans to the gym.
And the guy whose shorts are WAY too tight.
No one can be trusted to wipe down their bench afterwards...
But everyone still seems to dance between sets?!
