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This kid, who obviously came prepared:
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Deep thoughts about inner beauty:
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If you think about it, a penis might just be the most perfect allegory for life:
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This one ONLY makes sense if you're high:
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Subtlety really is an art form:
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Don't confuse her with Gisele Bündchen:
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I guess nobody noticed that he went missing?
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Her parents must be so proud:
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Sometimes it's nice to have an ugly cry in public:
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Remember, don't hate the player hate the game:
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She clearly doesn't buy into Brita Filter's propaganda:
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Always quote the greats:
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Even the fictional greats:
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Sometimes you just have to look at life as "the glass half full":
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Let's be honest, the best gift really is to receive:
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Well this is just 100% science:
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Beautiful inspiration really is everywhere:
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This girl who just made everyone jealous:
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Um, this kid might as well rip this page out and wear it as a badge for the rest of his life:
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This girl who isn't afraid to call out basic bitches:
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Another valuable lesson that high school can teach you: Acronyms.