"Dancing Queen!" Is The Most Horrifying And Amazing Thing You Will See Today

    Warning: You might die seven days after watching this video.

    The queen -- who looks like a glamorous mix between Tim Burton's Queen of Hearts and the Snickers Grocery Store Lady -- REALLY brings it in her performance.

    She starts it off by serving us a little ABBA "Dancing Queen."

    Channels her inner Michael Jackson for "Billie Jean."

    Shakes her milkshakes.

    Delivers us a Hammer Dance.

    And shuts that whole thing down "Gangnam Style."

    See all the madness here:

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