We remain unconvinced that a colonic will rid your mind and body of 9/11 trauma. If anything, it will probably introduce you to all sorts of new traumas.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.