No Pong? No Pac-Man? Why Super Mario 3 and not the original? Where the F is Zelda? So many questions to answer in solving this pressing first-world problem.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.