Dirtstache

    Orlando Bloom's new facial hair is something we will affectionately call the "dirtstache" from now on.

    Normally, we have a strict anti-facial-hair policy here at BuzzFeed, but we'll make the exception for Orlando Bloom. He looks like an effervescent pubescent.

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