Finally! A practical use for shetland ponies that makes owning one seem not so frivolous or creepy in a Michael Jackson way. The one thing that sucks about being blind is that you wouldn't be able to stare and marvel at the immense shetland cuteness all day, which is probably what most of us would do.
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