You may have seen this site before, but you'll be ecstatic to know that the writers are making a book! Blogger dreams do come true. The creator of Stuff White People Like is probably penning a book deal as you read this.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.