We feel sad about Crocs because they come from Boulder, Colorado, which has given the world so many other good things. But Crocs? Man, Crocs are ugly. Also: Apparently dangerous around kids and escalators.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.