We wish we were still in college so we could write our women's studies thesis on the bastion of feminist theory that is The Hills. But we might consider writing an essay just for fun chronicling the Hegelian evolution of our brooding heroine LC, starting with her Laguna Beach days.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.