We know this is a bit of a stretch for our on-going series of wannabe first wives since Thompson hasn't officially announced he's running yet, but after Joe Scarborough called her a stripper ("Do you think she works the pole?"), we thought we'd see what the big deal was all about.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.