Segway Polo Championships

    The Silicon Valley Aftershocks take gold in the dorkiest sport known to man.

    Polo is at the top of our "spectator sports we'd like to see" list, followed closely by this Segway-based variant (especially if we get to wear ridiculous hats). We must see Woz play at least once before he retires.

    Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.