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    Velcro Hoodies

    A hoodie made of velcro strips is supposed to be a medium of conversation for bored and lonely people.

    "I'm lonely. Will you put on this hoodie so I can velcro myself to you and pretend you're my friend?" It's pretty much foolproof.

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