25 Reasons Why Crutches Are The Spawn Of The Devil

    Even though they hold you up, you still can't stand them.

    1. You can't ever hold ANYTHING...

    Being resourceful on crutches #selfie

    2. ...So you must invent new ways to carry things.

    Crutches are no problem. Another reason why I love my basketball shorts

    3. Your armpits become bruised to their very cores.

    My mom is making me use crutches...but they hurt my armpits so I put pillow pets on them!

    4. Stairs become your biggest hurdle.

    The struggle of having crutches

    5. You must think of creative ways to keep up to the same pace as your friends.

    How Karina and I pull into school, I have her sit on the board and pull her with her crutches haha

    6. People can hear you coming from a mile away because they're so loud.

    7. Anything with wheels become your best friend.

    So do you guy remember the time I was on crutches,so you hauled me around in a wagon.. @riannesathug @darbylucille

    8. ANYTHING but the crutches.

    enjoy this pic of bella trying to crawl as an alternative to using her crutches

    9. Because you're sick of moving, you spend a ton of time sitting, dwelling alone in your thoughts.

    All these crutches but you still ain't fallin for me

    10. It sucks getting in and out of the car with them.

    11. People always want to take your crutches, because "they look fun."

    When I steal @MoriarityNicole crutches #yerwelcome #selfie

    12. You can't have a normal night out.

    Crutches to the bar....? @catwoman1008 @mcguirkerin #dedication

    13. Exercise has become a thing of the past.

    Doc this morning told me to take my crutches and walk round the block #jobdone

    14. If your crutches fall on the floor, you have to complete an awkward balancing act to pick them up.

    15. Walking through inclement weather? It's all over.

    the biggest struggle goes to Tate for having to walk up the drive way on crutches in the snow ❄️

    16. Your arms and back are severely sore from all the upper body work.

    17. Even giving them googly eyes won't make them better.

    @mermhart me and my friend thought this was a good way to decorate her crutches

    18. You pray for someone to open the door for you, because it's nearly impossible.

    Kevin was trying to open the door today on crutches

    19. Blisters on blisters.

    20. You've debated bearing the pain and just walking.

    21. You'd rather hold it than get up to go to the bathroom.

    I have to go to the bathroom. My crutches are so close, yet so far. #SOS

    22. You have a permanent smell of sweaty rubber on your hands from the grips.

    23. No matter what, they will ALWAYS make you fall at least once.

    Dear students at AAHS, I'm going to fall about 1000 times tomorrow in the hallways cause I can't use crutches.

    24. Only fellow crutch-goers can truly feel your pain.

    50 RTs and I'll ask this other guy with crutches to race me

    25. You count down the days until you can say goodbye to these bastards.

    "darissa, where are your crutches?!" "They're with Jesus"

    Dear crutches, thanks for doing us the solid of helping us walk, but the tribe has spoken...it's time for you to die a slow death. Best wishes. <3 Humanity