9.Because you're sick of moving, you spend a ton of time sitting, dwelling alone in your thoughts.
10.It sucks getting in and out of the car with them.
11.People always want to take your crutches, because "they look fun."
12.You can't have a normal night out.
13.Exercise has become a thing of the past.
14.If your crutches fall on the floor, you have to complete an awkward balancing act to pick them up.
15.Walking through inclement weather? It's all over.
16.Your arms and back are severely sore from all the upper body work.
17.Even giving them googly eyes won't make them better.
18.You pray for someone to open the door for you, because it's nearly impossible.
19.Blisters on blisters.
20.You've debated bearing the pain and just walking.
21.You'd rather hold it than get up to go to the bathroom.
22.You have a permanent smell of sweaty rubber on your hands from the grips.
23.No matter what, they will ALWAYS make you fall at least once.
24.Only fellow crutch-goers can truly feel your pain.
25.You count down the days until you can say goodbye to these bastards.
Dear crutches, thanks for doing us the solid of helping us walk, but the tribe has spoken...it's time for you to die a slow death. Best wishes. <3 Humanity