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Posted on Jan 18, 2014

What It's Like Being A Vegetarian In A Cheeseburger World

I can has cheezburger? No.

by Cat del Valle Castellanos

Community Contributor

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That wasn't you.

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Just say no.

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Yes, thank you, I'm aware.

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What It's Like Being A Vegetarian In A Cheeseburger World

1. Your sibling/frenemy/coworker eats without losing eye contact, just to rub it in

2. ...with every single bite.

3. Or there's the classic back-and-forth, "Did you see this?"

4. No, thanks, I didn't notice that.

5. Then there's the, "Maybe if you take a closer look???"

6. And last but not least, the Vanna White

7. Which is infuriating

8. ...and then you want to make this happen:

9. Or this...

10. Because all carnivores assume you secretely look at cheeseburgers like this:

11. But you're actually just like:

12. In fact, sometimes when you see cheeseburgers, you see this:

13. Or even worse, this:

14. They might as well be offering up Fluffy.

15. Despite constant cheeseburger assaults, you refuse to react like this:

16. I'll just have a veggie burger, please.

17. Occasionally, the waiter will ask, "Um, you know there's no meat on that, right?"

18. Whatever happens, don't forget you're O.T.V. (One Tough Vegetarian)

19. So don't let them suck you in!

20. Happiness sans-cheeseburgers does exist. Just learn to ignore the constant onslaughts.

21. Plus, you won't be the one carrying this around:

What It's Like Being A Vegetarian In A Cheeseburger World

1. Your sibling/frenemy/coworker eats without losing eye contact, just to rub it in

2. ...with every single bite.

3. Or there's the classic back-and-forth, "Did you see this?"

4. No, thanks, I didn't notice that.

5. Then there's the, "Maybe if you take a closer look???"

6. And last but not least, the Vanna White

7. Which is infuriating

8. ...and then you want to make this happen:

9. Or this...

10. Because all carnivores assume you secretely look at cheeseburgers like this:

11. But you're actually just like:

12. In fact, sometimes when you see cheeseburgers, you see this:

13. Or even worse, this:

14. They might as well be offering up Fluffy.

15. Despite constant cheeseburger assaults, you refuse to react like this:

16. I'll just have a veggie burger, please.

17. Occasionally, the waiter will ask, "Um, you know there's no meat on that, right?"

18. Whatever happens, don't forget you're O.T.V. (One Tough Vegetarian)

19. So don't let them suck you in!

20. Happiness sans-cheeseburgers does exist. Just learn to ignore the constant onslaughts.

21. Plus, you won't be the one carrying this around:

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