Food Buzz Hyped as the best vintage of all time, the ‘05 Bordeaux wines are arriving in stores and restaurants. Are they worth the buzz? Maybe now is a good time to heed Jim Cramer’s advice and take your money out of the stock market and invest it in wines.
Food Buzz Playboy now has a wine collection: limited-allocation wines bottled with vintage magazine covers. Surprisingly, none of the wines are described as “full-bodied.”
Food Buzz Individually packaged, peel-off sheets of peanut butter. Just when you thought Americans couldn’t get any lazier, someone goes and invents PB Slices.
Excited for their holiday, Alan and Jan Coupe were waiting for take off when a flight attendant asked them to leave the plane because they were too fat.
Food Buzz As divorce parties become more common, so do the trappings that accompany them. Next: expensive divorce party invitations, divorce party planners.
Food Buzz A man in the U.K. died after eating a plate full of his own homemade hot sauce. After daring his girlfriend’s brother to eat just a spoonful of the Thai chili sauce, Andrew Lee ate an entire plate’s worth, then went to bed, had a heart attack and died.
Food Buzz A wine from Chile took a hit in sales after Sarah Palin became John McCain’s running mate. It was popular, though some people could detect notes of mooseburger.
Food Buzz A restaurant owner in Switzerland has announced he will be serving “various soups and sauces containing at least 75 per cent of mother’s milk”. The dude’s apparently been “experimenting” with breast milk since his daughter was born, trying it out in all sorts of devilish dinner plates and appetizers. Lets not have Morimoto get any big ideas, or this will be the special ingredient on Iron Chef, leaving us all to stick to the salad, please, on our nights out.
Food Buzz The Consumerist has compiled a list of 34 products that have gotten smaller. This sucks.
Food Buzz A&W now makes an ice cream float that comes in root beer or Sunkist flavors. This is one of those obvious soda inventions where you think: they invented Crystal Pepsi before they thought of this??
A sandwich bag that guarantees no one at the office will ever steal your B.L.T. again.
Food Buzz Designer Sung Bae Chang has just unveiled a new kitchen appliance concept - the Scan Toaster. Using a flexible “module” unit heated by wire, the Scan Toaster can burn images or text of your choice onto your morning toast. Now I can finally take a bite out of George Clooney’s ass!
Food Buzz Japanese blogger, Jacket Lunch Box, makes bento boxes that look like famous album covers. I never thought I would actually want to lick the blood off of Andrew WK’s face.
Food Buzz Colonel Sanders’ secret handwritten recipe for fried chicken was relocated to a temporary location today. Security details included a locked box being handcuffed to a security guard who boarded an armored car under police escort. Apparently, it’s so important that only two executives have access to it, making this paper one of the most closely guarded corporate secrets.
A county-by-county breakdown of what people call carbonated beverages.
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