Science Buzz Dissolving bodies with lye, which has been used to get rid of animal carcasses for years, is being touted as the green alternative to burial and cremation. Burial is expensive, and cremation can be sacrilegious (someone could try to smoke or snort your ashes). The third option of dissolution could become a viable, environmentally-conscious form of corpse removal.
Science Buzz Scientists have mapped the bizarre DNA of the duck-billed platypus. Citing it as a key to understanding all mammalian evolution, scientists noted the platypus also has 10 different sex chromosomes, instead of just X or Y, and say it may finally solve the question about the origin of the scrotum.
Science Buzz A major volcanic eruption in Chile, a horrifying cyclone in Myanmar, a series of global earthquakes, most recently in Japan: Have the end times arrived? The Myanmar death toll keeps climbing, and the area around the Chaiten volcano has been evacuated. Relief organizations are doing their best to help out.
Science Buzz No, pig’s bladder powder did not regrow a man’s finger. The Guardian’s Bad Science column debunks the long-circulating story about a man regrowing a finger through the magical use of powdered pig’s bladder: First problem, it was a minor injury, not a missing finger.
Science Buzz This online video - also available for download (beware: it’s 50mb!) - tackles the consequences of American hyper-consumption in a refreshingly irreverent manner. Seriously, shut down your computer, unplug your iPod, turn off your PDA, cap your water bottle, take off your sunglasses, and learn how to make a difference. Don’t worry - it’s only 20 minutes long, so you can get back to texting shortly.
Science Buzz Scientists in New Zealand have finally thawed and examined a giant frozen squid caught in the Antarctic early last year. There were no reports today of a giant squid on the loose in Wellington, so all must have gone according to plan.
Science Buzz Gastric bypass surgery can cure obesity, type 2 diabetes, sleep apnea, and reduce the risk of cancer. A recent report by 60 minutes is drawing attention to the benefits of gastric bypass surgery. The operation can reduce your risk of diabetes, heart disease, and cancer. Now you have an excuse other than vanity for getting your stomach stapled. You will also save money on donuts, egg rolls, and other tempting fried foods.
Science Buzz Scientific research shows that sophisticated footwear actually does our feet more harm than good. A new line of shoes created by the son of the creator of indie staples Clarks, Wallabees simulate the experience of walking barefoot. Those of us choosing to eschew shoes all together can join a number of organizations including The Society for Barefoot Living , empowering you to contest that burdensome “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service” sign at your favorite fast-food establishment.
Science Buzz PETA is offering $1 million to anyone who can bring lab-made meat to the market by 2012. That’s right: They want to spare animals via man-made meat. Of course, the ability to grow meat in the lab, providing the FDA would approve it, would be so wildly lucrative that $1 million would seem like a pittance in comparison.
Science Buzz 11 years after the first mystery sighting, unexplained lights appeared in the sky again last night over Phoenix. This time, a formation of lights appeared for about 15 minutes, then blinked out one by one. Area airports and military air bases can offer no explanation for the appearance.
Science Buzz The Brazilian government is producing condoms made from latex harvested from the tropical forest. The Condom King of Thailand has competition! Brazil, who claims to be the condom capital of the world, is producing new eco-friendly condoms that will preserve the rainforest while boosting the local rainforest economy with condom factory jobs.
Science Buzz Scientists have filmed bears in the wild, on camera and getting down. It’s nice to see bears dancing in a way that doesn’t involved being tortured. Thank you, bears, and sorry about the hot coals.
Science Buzz A new BBC Documentary, Tiger - Spy in the Jungle, is comprised of footage shot by attaching cameras to elephants. By using this innovative technique, the filmmakers were able to get closer to tigers than had ever been possible before, following four newborn tiger cubs through the first three years of their lives.
Science Buzz The Identigene DNA Paternity Test Collection Kit is now available for over-the-counter purchase at all Rite Aid drug stores throughout the U.S. with the exception of stores in New York state. No more excuses, no more elaborate games of “Whodunnit?” Now you can know once and for all who your baby daddy is, as long as you live near a Rite Aid.
Science Buzz A new born kitten bears markings that read “i (heart) dot”. The cutest part is that its mother is named Dottie. Maybe it can be friends with Valentine the pig and that puppy from Japan.
Science Buzz Eye exercises that improve your vision is now available as a Nintendo DS game. For people who sit in front of the computer all day (ahem), you could probably use some eye exercising.
Science Buzz A trans-gendered male with a female reproductive system has become pregnant. He’s having a lot of trouble finding adequate medical care. And Arnold Schwarzenegger made it look so easy in Junior.
Science Buzz The mythic trash pile growing in the middle of the Pacific Ocean is now twice the size of the U.S. Hopefully all the trash will soon coalesce into some type of floating island so that the entire population of the Maldives can be moved there once global warming destroys their homeland. Silver linings!
Science Buzz A long-standing mathematical problem known as the Road Coloring problem has been solved by a 63-year-old in Israel. Avraham Trahtman has proved that it is possible to create a set of simple, universal directions that will direct people to an exact spot regardless of where they start out.
Science Buzz A new study suggests that happiness - “being sociable, active, stable, hardworking and conscientious” - is likely predetermined. Yet another reason to drop the whole “having kids” thing in favor of just adopting more dogs.
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