You may have heard that Beyoncé released a brand-new video album early this morning.
As the world has been waiting quite a long time for new Beyoncé music, Twitter had to breathe in a bag when everyone realizd that not only are there 17 new songs, but 14 new videos to worship.
literally freakiiiiing out!!!!! OMG BEYONCE.
Mel H.
@thestoryofMEL
literally freakiiiiing out!!!!! OMG BEYONCE.
beyonce just dropped an album out of no where? that's the QUEEN
Bahja Rodriguez :)
@Beauty_OMG
beyonce just dropped an album out of no where? that's the QUEEN í ½í¹Œí ½í¸©í ½í±‘
SCREAMING YAAAAASSSSSS AS I LISTEN TO "Blow" OMG MY LIFE BITCH YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS @Beyonce
Blueberry SpiceHead
@OhUThirstyHuh
SCREAMING YAAAAASSSSSS AS I LISTEN TO "Blow" OMG MY LIFE BITCH YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS @Beyonce
She collaborated with her baby, which no one could handle.
BEYONCÉ FUCKING COLLABORATED WITH HER BABY. I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME FOR BLUE IVY SLAYING THIS EARLY.
Alex Goldschmidt
@alexandergold
BEYONCÉ FUCKING COLLABORATED WITH HER BABY. I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME FOR BLUE IVY SLAYING THIS EARLY.
Let it sink in that 2-year-old Blue Ivy Carter already has a verse on a Beyonce song, once again proving she is more powerful than us all.
Laurence Turner
@afroman76
Let it sink in that 2-year-old Blue Ivy Carter already has a verse on a Beyonce song, once again proving she is more powerful than us all.
AWWWWWWW OMFG BLUE IVY'S PART OHHHH SO CUTE OHHH
I mean 'Blue ft. Blue Ivy' - is this real life?! #beyonce
Ryan Love
@RyanJL
I mean 'Blue ft. Blue Ivy' - is this real life?! #beyonce
Blue Ivy out here shittin' on y'all infants
Juh-Rale
@ohrelly_
Blue Ivy out here shittin' on y'all infants
It caused some to question what they've been doing with their lives.
I can barely make my bed in the morning. @beyonce is on a world tour and puts out an album and a shit ton of videos. what am i doing?
Franchesca Ramsey
@chescaleigh
I can barely make my bed in the morning. @beyonce is on a world tour and puts out an album and a shit ton of videos. what am i doing?
Beyoncé made more money in the past hour than I have in my whole life.
Alison G Vingiano
@alivingiano
Beyoncé made more money in the past hour than I have in my whole life.
For others, listening to Bey's new music was a religious experience.
if you play the new beyonce album backwards you will hear a message from jesus himself
Amanda Lucci
@alucci
if you play the new beyonce album backwards you will hear a message from jesus himself
I don't want to sound like a crazy stan, but listening to Beyonce's new album is why we were put on this earth
Jarett Wieselman
@JarettSays
I don't want to sound like a crazy stan, but listening to Beyonce's new album is why we were put on this earth
I literally can't remember my life before Beyoncé and I don't ever want to imagine a world after. Is this what religion feels like?
Rega Jha
@regajha
I literally can't remember my life before Beyoncé and I don't ever want to imagine a world after. Is this what religion feels like?
I'd like to thank not only God but also Jesus for letting Beyonce his only daughter come down to earth
Medusalith Amaquelin
@GOODNESSaidan
I'd like to thank not only God but also Jesus for letting Beyonce his only daughter come down to earth
And it became clear that Beyoncé is the internet's overlord.
If Beyoncé told you to kill 3 people, what kind of weapon would you use?
LIFE WITH JEANNIE
@JeanGreasy
If Beyoncé told you to kill 3 people, what kind of weapon would you use?
Of course, many thought Bey's surprise was the ultimate way of throwing shade at her "competition."
'"Stripped of gimmicks, teasers and marketing campaigns, this project is truly about art before hype." - Beyonce." omg the gaga shade
van der woodsen
@drugproblem
'"Stripped of gimmicks, teasers and marketing campaigns, this project is truly about art before hype." - Beyonce." omg the gaga shade
It's like Beyonce let all the other females drop their records and then was like "Okay. Are y'all done now?"
Kingsley
@kingsleyyy
It's like Beyonce let all the other females drop their records and then was like "Okay. Are y'all done now?"
Beyoncé just shitted on everyone's career without any warning
Bet Gaga's like, 'you clever, clever bitch' #Beyonce
Stephen Leng
@steveleng
Bet Gaga's like, 'you clever, clever bitch' #Beyonce
Somewhere, deep in her egg, Lady Gaga is placing a call to Olivia Pope.
Joan of Snark
@chocobohomo
Somewhere, deep in her egg, Lady Gaga is placing a call to Olivia Pope.
Stop comparing every album with ARTPOP. Stop comparing Beyonce's new album with ARTPOP. Gaga and Beyonce are two different artists. OMFG
Simon â€
@HeyItsMeSimon
Stop comparing every album with ARTPOP. Stop comparing Beyonce's new album with ARTPOP. Gaga and Beyonce are two different artists. OMFG
Some harsh truths were also revealed.
beyonce just fucked over all of your 2013 listicles
Tavi Gevinson
@tavitulle
beyonce just fucked over all of your 2013 listicles
But it was really important for everyone to know that the album drop was NOT A DRILL.
This is not a drill. I repeat, @Beyonce's 5th album is out on iTunes. IN FULL. Beyoncé is all like .....
James Harness
@JamesHarness
This is not a drill. I repeat, @Beyonce's 5th album is out on iTunes. IN FULL. Beyoncé is all like .....
BEYONCÉ JUST DROPPED AN ENTIRE ALBUM ON @ITUNESMUSIC. NOT A DRILL. https://t.co/fo62Z5FFXv
Bradley Stern
@MuuMuse
BEYONCÉ JUST DROPPED AN ENTIRE ALBUM ON @ITUNESMUSIC. NOT A DRILL. https://t.co/fo62Z5FFXv
THIS IS NOT A DRILL: @Beyonce has released a brand new album http://t.co/KTET7RXqJS
CELEBUZZ
@CELEBUZZ
THIS IS NOT A DRILL: @Beyonce has released a brand new album http://t.co/KTET7RXqJS
This is not a drill! @beyonce's new album is on iTunes now!! http://t.co/JEGyE1ERrW
idolator dot com
@idolator
This is not a drill! @beyonce's new album is on iTunes now!! http://t.co/JEGyE1ERrW
BEYONCE HAS JUST RELEASED A NEW SECRET ALBUM. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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@ShowbizSECRETS
BEYONCE HAS JUST RELEASED A NEW SECRET ALBUM. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BEYONCÉ JUST SURPRISED THE WORLD WITH A NEW ALBUM.
M.J.C.
@michaeljchr
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BEYONCÉ JUST SURPRISED THE WORLD WITH A NEW ALBUM.
BEYONCÉ JUST RELEASED HER FIFTH ALBUM EVERYBODY THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Matt Bellassai
@MattBellassai
BEYONCÉ JUST RELEASED HER FIFTH ALBUM EVERYBODY THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BEYONCE RELEASED HER NEW SELF-TITLED ALBUM!!!! http://t.co/vzd3lD4gNI
Just Jared
@JaredEng
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BEYONCE RELEASED HER NEW SELF-TITLED ALBUM!!!! http://t.co/vzd3lD4gNI
Beyoncé's new album was just released on iTunes. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE.
NYU Local
@NYULocal
Beyoncé's new album was just released on iTunes. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE.
Just, OMFG!
Beyoncé OMFG I CANT BREATH THE QUEEN OF ALL QUEENS FINALLY RELEASED NEW MUSIC SOMEONE HOLD ME AGQINSJEDO
Teala Dunn
@TTLYTEALA
Beyoncé OMFG I CANT BREATH THE QUEEN OF ALL QUEENS FINALLY RELEASED NEW MUSIC SOMEONE HOLD ME AGQINSJEDO
BEYONCE IS SO DAMN SMART OMFG
inactive af
@NiallsPits
BEYONCE IS SO DAMN SMART OMFG
GURL BEYONCE BE RAPPING IN HAUNTED OMFG >>>>>>>>>>
Simon â€
@HeyItsMeSimon
GURL BEYONCE BE RAPPING IN HAUNTED OMFG >>>>>>>>>>
I mean like, DYING!
OMFG Beyoncé is killing it in every vid I'm dying
u already kno
@cilantro_hoe
OMFG Beyoncé is killing it in every vid I'm dying
BEYONCE RELEASES A FULL 32 TRACK SELF TITLED ALBUM ONLY PROMO WAS A PIC OF FRIED CHICKEN ON HER TUMBLR I AM DYING
BEENYONCE
@BOYTWEETSWORLDX
BEYONCE RELEASES A FULL 32 TRACK SELF TITLED ALBUM ONLY PROMO WAS A PIC OF FRIED CHICKEN ON HER TUMBLR I AM DYING
WOW BEYONCE KILLIN THE GAME. HOW. WITH THESE VIDEOS....IN THE ALBUM IM DYING.
OG KUSHY NONSTOP
@chippy_nonstop
WOW BEYONCE KILLIN THE GAME. HOW. WITH THESE VIDEOS....IN THE ALBUM IM DYING.
#DYING
Mine #Beyonce #Drake #dying
I'm literally FUH-REAKING OUT over this new #BEYONCE... The music vids?!!?! I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH FIERENESS.... #NOJOKE #DYING
demetria lovato
@ddlovato
I'm literally FUH-REAKING OUT over this new #BEYONCE... The music vids?!!?! I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH FIERENESS.... #NOJOKE #DYING
#BEYONCE #QueenBey #IWANTTOBEHER #OBSESSED #DrunkInLove #DYING #LessonsBeyonceTaughtMe #everything
Lo
@sweet_n_lo2
#BEYONCE #QueenBey #IWANTTOBEHER #OBSESSED #DrunkInLove #DYING #LessonsBeyonceTaughtMe #everything
“@ddlovato: I'm literally FUH-REAKING OUT over this new #BEYONCE... The music vids?!!?! I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH FIERENESS.... #NOJOKE #DYING
Taneisha Facey
@TaneishaFacey
“@ddlovato: I'm literally FUH-REAKING OUT over this new #BEYONCE... The music vids?!!?! I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH FIERENESS.... #NOJOKE #DYING
Beyoncé HOLY SHIT,YOU ***^#$^#@^ \ #DYING
Lolaâ€
@Lolax_styles
Beyoncé HOLY SHIT,YOU ***^#$^#@^ \
#DYING
Beyonce calls Jay Z Daddy #dying
Shar
@5harsss
Beyonce calls Jay Z Daddy #dying
OMG @Beyonce #surprisesurprise #newalbum #dying #BEYONCE #onrepeat #genius
Cartier Lee
@OfficialCartier
OMG @Beyonce #surprisesurprise #newalbum #dying #BEYONCE #onrepeat #genius
But, alas, not everyone is a fan.
Beyonce, lord of the rings, bacon, cats--what do these things have in common? All overrated on the internet
noah fence
@noahtavlin
Beyonce, lord of the rings, bacon, cats--what do these things have in common? All overrated on the internet
Beyonce is one of the most overrated artists ever.
fuck bianca
@biancabullets
Beyonce is one of the most overrated artists ever.
I really don't listen to Beyoncé like that so i don't care.
Crystal
@CrystalBosset
I really don't listen to Beyoncé like that so i don't care.
I don't like beyonce
DEADSIED
@RedWolfEntity
I don't like beyonce
Beyoncé. I don't have anything else to add, I just like to keep NASA relevant. Go science.
SarcasticRover
@SarcasticRover
Beyoncé.
I don't have anything else to add, I just like to keep NASA relevant. Go science.
Although it doesn't matter, she has plenty of famous fans out there.
Sexiest woman ON THE PLANET... and WHO DIRECTED THESE VIDEOS?!!? #OBSESSED #BEYONCE #imightbeobsessedwithher #IWANTTOBEHER
demetria lovato
@ddlovato
Sexiest woman ON THE PLANET... and WHO DIRECTED THESE VIDEOS?!!? #OBSESSED #BEYONCE #imightbeobsessedwithher #IWANTTOBEHER
So my sister is a fucking G. Beyoncé , the visual album out now.
solange knowles
@solangeknowles
So my sister is a fucking G.
Beyoncé , the visual album out now.
i just bought a new Beyonce album at two in the morning. is that weird?
Mark Ronson
@iamMarkRonson
i just bought a new Beyonce album at two in the morning. is that weird?
Y'all alright? #theslayage #beyonce #nitenite
Michelle Williams
@RealMichelleW
Y'all alright? #theslayage #beyonce #nitenite
This #Beyonce album is everything. Can I be her? #PrettyHurts
Sarah Hyland
@Sarah_Hyland
This #Beyonce album is everything. Can I be her? #PrettyHurts
Imagine how hyped I am about @beyonce dropping her album!!! sooooo many tunes
Rochelle Humes
@RochelleTheSats
Imagine how hyped I am about @beyonce dropping her album!!! í ¼í¾‰í ½í¸í ½í²ƒ sooooo many tunes
my girl @beyonce just changed d game !! RT @whoopthis: Beyoncé b craaaayze... #getcultured http://t.co/fuW4kZ2BKv
Snoop Dogg
@SnoopDogg
my girl @beyonce just changed d game !! RT @whoopthis: Beyoncé b craaaayze... #getcultured http://t.co/fuW4kZ2BKv
But, ultimately, Twitter is the happiest it's been in DAYS. Thank you, Beyoncé, for giving Twitter life.
The face Beyoncé makes when she first utters BOW DOWN is giving me so much life
Heben Nigatu
@heavenrants
The face Beyoncé makes when she first utters BOW DOWN is giving me so much life
Cancel the Grammys!!!!!! Beyonce already won life!
Jason Waterfalls
@mrLdavis
Cancel the Grammys!!!!!! Beyonce already won life!
WHY IS BEYONCE SO AMAZING?!?!?!?1 IS SHE EVEN REAL LIFE?!?!!?
Alexandra Pringle
@AlexandraK_P
WHY IS BEYONCE SO AMAZING?!?!?!?1 IS SHE EVEN REAL LIFE?!?!!?
HOLY SHIT BEYONCÉ JUST RELEASED HER NEW ALBUM OH MY GOD I AM CRYING WHAT IS LIFE WHAT IS AIR OH MY GOD.
Sebastián
@sassy_sebby
HOLY SHIT BEYONCÉ JUST RELEASED HER NEW ALBUM OH MY GOD I AM CRYING WHAT IS LIFE WHAT IS AIR OH MY GOD.
i have no idea what to do with my life at the moment! Beyonce is LIFE
Bella Caven
@bellacaven
i have no idea what to do with my life at the moment! Beyonce is LIFE
