Animals·Posted on Jan 15, 201439 Dogs Who Will Make You Question EvolutionSorry, Darwin but this just seems impossible.by Chelsea MarshallBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Thesis: there is no way that this.... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 1. Had anything to do with this: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Exhibit A: The Pug. 3. Literally everything about the pug calls into question the theory of evolution: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Then we have this husky who still hasn't learned the rules of the cat tree. 5. Half of these dogs have yet to evolve. At best, this proves evolution to be uncertain. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. And this derp. 7. No matter how cute they are, dogs do make you wonder... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. I mean... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Look, normally I'm like "YAAAS, EVOLUTION!" but look at this joker: 10. Even if he never met a sprinkler, he's met WATER before. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Girl. Come on, you're better than this. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. I'd like to pause and reflect that this: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Came from this: 13. As did this little guy who just so readily walked through this world blind. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. And this guy who has no idea what to do with any water bigger than a cup. View this video on YouTube youtube.com 15. Oh, come ON, Golden. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. IS SCIENCE JUST A LIE? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. IS IT JUST A JOKE? 18. THIS IS TOO SAD. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. I feel like this guy *almost* convinces me of evolution but... 20. And this. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. And this guy who hasn't learned HE CAN STAND UP. 22. Okay, I guess his cute factor has defended him against the elements... 23. Same deal with this guy. But you wouldn't even be able to trust him to stand watch for two seconds. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. This climber who, over time, forgot how to climb. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. More appallingly is this gal would would not survive the forest her ancestors once lived. Sorry. 26. No one should be this obsessed with their balls. 27. After all this time, you're telling me that an evolved being can't understand 3D?? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. Or just anything to do with shapes and space and just being physically part of this world? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 29. Okay, so lasers are relatively new to dogs, I'll give them that. BUT WHY DOES HE EVEN WANT A LITTLE DOT LIKE THAT? WHY IS HE WASTING HIS TIME? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 30. Oh and this guy being owned by a cat? ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS NONSENSE, DOG? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 31. Okay, I'l give this guy points for attempting to be brave. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 32. But why would any highly evolved species allow this kind of behavior? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 33. Or this accidental turtle. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 34. I mean, this in general. I get it: anal glands. But this shouldn't be a thing anymore. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 35. Oh. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 36. And, okay, I'm sorry but this priss would probably get in a fight with a single fly and LOSE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 37. I don't know what this is but it does not bode well for evolution. 38. This guy who I guess is trying a new way of catching his tail but WHY ARE YOU TRYING THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE, PETER? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 39. You know who would never make this pre-sex burrito mistake? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF This guy: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF