セルライトを憎む私が、セルライトを愛そうとした努力とその結果
セルライトは「ノーマル」なんですよ。
セルライトは「ノーマル」なんですよ。
*reibt Schuh mit einer Banane ein*
Casca de banana funciona mesmo como graxa de sapato?
Du kannst „Cellulite“ nicht ohne „u lit“ schreiben.
Raccoons have tiny little hands, but can they really braid hair?
Never underestimate a woman with five feet of strong-ass hair with a plan.
*trinkt einen Liter Wasser und haut auf den Tisch* NOCH EINEN.
It's not you. It's them.
If Mulan can do it, damnit, so can I.
Just call us the glitter queens.
Yes you CAN wear a killer cat eye.
More like lipdicks, amirite?
Get that 100% garbage food taste even if you're garbage at making food.
Bananas give you beachy waves, apparently.
Work dat bod.
It's not you. It's them.
Even if you've never liked Twinkies, you'll like these Twinkies.