1.
"I'll worry about parking when I get there."
2.
"I know what to do during an earthquake."
3.
"I'll start the [insert ridiculous juice cleanse and/or diet] tomorrow."
4.
"There shouldn't be much traffic at this time of day."
5.
"It totally looks like it’s gonna rain!"
6.
"I'll be there in 20 minutes!"
7.
"I’ll wake up to move my car before street cleaning."
8.
"This shortcut is going to cut my driving time IN HALF."
9.
"The beach is going to be so relaxing today."
10.
"Runyon shouldn't be too crowded right now."
11.
"I'm going to start buying my coffee from only local cafes."
12.
"I think I'll go for a run today."
13.
"In-N-Out should be a quick lunch."
14.
"I'm going to watch my carbon footprint and take the subway."
15.
"It's so warm out today, I won't need a jacket."
16.
"I only buy food from Trader Joe's. I'm so healthy."
17.
"My car is so shitty."
18.
"This wheatgrass shot will fill me up for lunch."
19.
"I should buy warm clothes for the winter."
20.
"I know my way around, I don't need my GPS anymore."
21.
"OMG I JUST SAW BRITNEY SPEARS!"
22.
"I'll settle down somewhere else one day."
