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First of all, Jedi robes are seriously the worst. Like escalators are totally off limits and you're constantly getting stuck in doors.
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Not to mention how terribly hot they can get during a Tatooine summer.
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And don't even get me started on how hard it is to get all of the wookiee hair out of them.
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There comes a point when you become completely desensitized to the fact that the lightsaber is the most deadly weapon in all of the galaxy.
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And that's never a good thing because you're ALWAYS one misuse of a lightsaber away from losing a limb.
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UGH. And when you can't find the color lightsaber you want? WHAT THE ASTRAL!
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It's the absolute worst when your braid is finally the length you want and THE HAIRDRESSER CHOPS IT OFF.
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And nothing gets your belt loop more in a bunch than when your Podracer is out of gas and the prices are up like 20 druggats per gallon.
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So in order to save some druggats, you have to take an Eopie to work.
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Vacationing is never easy because half of the time the planet you were going to visit gets blown up by the Death Star's superlaser.
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And nothing is shittier than getting assigned to travel to planet Hoth but you totally forgot to pack your winter robes.
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So now you have to go through the process of killing an innocent tauntaun so you can use its fat for warmth.
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And when you're sent a nude hologram and open it up in public? SO AWKWARD.
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There's never a right answer of where you should put "Jedi Knight" on your resume.
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And it seems like every day there's another Womprat infestation in the Jedi Temple.
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Losing your Padawan to the dark side can be so discouraging.
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Or when you TRUST a Clone Trooper and then they totally turn on you.
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And then on top of it all, they went and told everyone that you kissed your illegitimate sister.
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But absolutely nothing is a bigger problem than when you try to use the Force and a bowel movement happens instead.
But no matter what, you always end up getting your shit together and become a stronger Jedi with each passing day.
