21 Struggles Of Being The Only Brother

    Oh brother, where art thou?

    1. Growing up with all sisters was like:

    2. Every home video is filled with blackmail waiting to be used against you.

    3. Your hand-me-down clothes never fit properly.

    4. The quick errands your mom always forced you to go on turned into a whole day of shopping.

    5. The smell of nail polish brings back repressed memories.

    6. Your action figures were constantly given makeovers.

    7. You never learned how to play Battleship.

    8. You were banned from areas in YOUR OWN HOME during their "slumber parties."

    9. You were always blamed for cutting the cheese.

    10. You spent half of your Saturdays at cheerleading competitions.

    11. And the other half at Limited Too.

    12. You never had hot water when it came time to shower.

    13. And the drain was constantly clogged with hair.

    14. Your family was always late to everything.

    15. "How's your sister doing?" was a trigger question from your guy friends that constantly sent you into attack mode.

    16. There was always a boyfriend over, eating the limited supply of your favorite snacks.

    17. All of your pets had terrible names like "Sprinkles" or "Puppy."

    18. The battle cries over clothes woke you up every morning.

    19. You could never watch what you wanted because a new teen soap was always on.

    20. Your least favorite season was prom season:

    21. And one week out of every month, it was better off if you just stayed in your room.

    But at the end of the day, you might be the only brother, but they're your only family.