17 Very Unfortunate Email Subject Lines

    Your email said you had complimentary cock?

    Christian Zamora
    by Christian Zamora

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. You probably shouldn't load the images for this email.

    2. There are apparently a billion reasons why.

    3. Wow, they're complimentary?

    4. What an honor to be on such a prestigious list.

    5. Just trying to loosen up your creativity.

    6. Sounds like a Father's Day to remember.

    7. Get 'em while they're still ready!

    8. Because RunKeeper doesn't think you eat enough Taco Bell.

    9. PayPal is on to your devilish ways.

    10. Something to wash the meal down with.

    11. There are groups for everything these days.

    12. Because we all need to know when it's an appropriate time to shit.

    13. The NSA is telling the president a little too much.

    14. Here goes Barnes and Noble assuming you keep it kinky.

    15. Big Orange has them!

    16. Just trying to make your day less shitty.

    17. And this.