He's fresh...
he's tough...
he's cool under pressure...
...and he has massive balls
He's a loving father...
...and a devoted husband
He's a hero...
...and a vigilante
He doesn't take shit...
...but he sure as hell gives it out
Quite simply, he's the best around
Peace out bro
See more Randy Marsh in brand new South Park, 10pm tonight on Comedy Central