1. "You're Latino, so you must speak Spanish."
2. "So...are you an immigrant?"
3. But if you are an immigrant: "Are you here legally?"
4. "You, like, LOVE to bathe your food in hot sauce, amirite?"
5. "You only drink tequila, right, bro?"
6. "I read in an email chain that was forwarded to me that you all have your hand out to Uncle Sam."
7. "You're all Democrats."
8. "You’re Hispanic — that makes you a natural Republican/conservative.”
9. "You are just always late."
10. "You basically only listen to mariachi or salsa."
11. "You are DEFINITELY amazing dancers, though. Every single one of you."
12. "You must kick ass at soccer."
13. On the East Coast: "Oh, so you're Puerto Rican?"
Everywhere else in the country: "You're all Mexican, right?"
14. "You're Catholic, right?"
15. "Illegals are coming here JUST to have anchor babies!"
16. "Latinos all look the same."
Mind. Blown.