14 Unintentionally Dirty Vintage Valentine's Day Cards

Who the heck wrote these painful double entendres?

1.

Elevated cock.

2.

I'm not too cock-sure about that pun.

3.

I believe there is now an Adult film with this title.

4.

Such an innocent face on that pervert.

5.

Just...too much dick to deal with.

6.

A Dickie t'ween you and me...

7.

Burning hose? This must be for V-D Day.

8.

No comment.

9.

CUNNILINGUS.

10.

Jesus...

11.

Rape threat?

12.

I'm not touching this one with a ten-foot pole.

13.

At least, not in this low light.

14.

I'M SCREWY WHEN I SCREWTINIZE YOU LIKE A BARBER POLE?!?

The evil genius Mitch O'Connell has over 100 of these Devilish vintage Valentine's Day cards. It's a marvelous collection. Here's the link.

O'Connell, whose unique artwork has appeared in many major publications including the New York Times and Wall Street Journal, has a new book out titled, "Mitch O'Connell, the World's Best Artist." Buy it here.