Brilliant Craigslist Ad From A College Kid

The student wants you to pay for the privilege of naming her Wal-Mart fish (pictured, watching fish porn).

Also pictured playing beer pong.

Because of my dad, I have a lot of experience with the life and times of tropical fish. I have no doubt that "she" is dead.

Still, I'll offer up a few names:

• Spitz

• Sharky

• Mrs. Bubbles

• Kraken

• AquaWoman

• Black Mamba

If I was still an ad creative director, I would hire this kid.