1. Michele Bachmann?
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5. She's eating chocolate tagliatelle, btw.
6. Raw.
7. Also raw.
8. NO COMMENT.
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10. Title: "Bride eats spaghetti in rustic setting"
11. She appears to either be jumping on a trampoline and eating, or eating in the wind. (Yes I know she's eating noodles, not spaghetti, but she came up in the search.)
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13. She's eating wool pasta.
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16. She appears to be yelling at her pasta.
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20. Taxidermy on the wall.
21. Title: "Young woman having spaghetti"
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23. Uncooked ravioli out of the can. She doesn't care, because she's high.
24. And, this woman was the queen of bad pasta eaters.
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