THIS JUST IN: The Worst Commercial Of 2012 (So Far)

    I won't ruin the suspense by telling you who the advertiser is.

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    Is this the most infuriating payoff from a commercial ever, or what. I want my 50 seconds of life back. Granted, part of what makes it a terrible payoff is that the phone booth footage is wonderfully art directed. No matter.

    Note to Dockers®: your khakis are not supermanly. They're not even manly. From their YouTube note:

    "The modern man of action saves the day every day in a million small ways. Dress the part. Wear the pants."

    What a load of disingenuous crap.

    Ad agency: Draftfcb San Francisco.