Young Mr. Clean Is Creepy As All Get-Out

    Please send him back to Hell, Procter & Gamble.

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    Quote from "Mr. Clean" about the ad:

    "I'm super proud of this film. It was too legendary to put on tv. It's also the only biopic you'll ever watch that doesn't have a lot of crying in it."

    That's because you strangled everybody, you steroided psycho-killer.

    Look at the size of his noggin.

    The other kids are edging away from him.

    "There will be no DNA evidence."