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This song is 10 years old and we still can't stop using its chorus hook to tell jokes.
1. Most people use the standard framing for their tweets.
i got 99 problems but this tweet ain't one.
2.
I've got 99 problems but deciding which cardigan I'm going to wear today ain't one.
3.
I got 99 problems, but a Bic ain't one
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I got 99 problems and pizza ain't one
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I got 99 problems, but a subtweet ain't one!
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I got 99 problems but a brioche ain't one http://t.co/zXRUBpQKlI
7.
I've got 99 problems but since the bin collection day changed from Monday to Wednesday, having to put the bin out on Sunday night ain't one.
8.
If you're balding in college I feel bad for u son, I got 99 problems but my hair follicles ain't one !
9.
I got 99 problems but my pitch ain't one
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I've got 99 problems but understanding Foucault's analysis of the panopticon ain't one. I get it. I learned about it in school.
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If you're having goal problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but Boruc ain't one
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I got 99 problems but being awkward ain't one.
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If you’re having power level problems I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but becoming Super Saiyan ain’t one.
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i got 99 problems but a thriving social life aint one
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I got 99 problems but reaching the top shelf ain't one.
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If you having Twitter drama I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a tweet aint one.
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I've got 99 problems but small boobs ain't one
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99 problems and being hungry as fuck is one
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Got my trig done. I got 99 problems and TRIG AINT ONE! Damn straight.
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If you're in a relationship I feel bad for ya son I got 99 problems but being emotionally dependent on another human being ain't one
21.
If you don't watch Game Of Thrones I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a Imp ain't one. #LikeALannister
22. Some people know the source of their problems.
I got 99 problems and they're all red balloons
23.
If you tryin to watch Twitch on Time Warner Cable I feel bad for you son. You got 99 problems & they are all related to your choice of ISP.
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99 problems and my mom is all of them
25.
I've got 99 problems and the Detroit tigers are all of them.
26.
i got 99 problems and lana del rey is every single one
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I got 99 problems and all of them are the temperature. #heat #99degrees #Ferguson
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I've got 99 problems and they're all broken phone chargers
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I’ve got 99 problems and they are all nested z-indexes
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I've got 99 problems and 271 of them have to do with math.
31.
I've got 99 problems and my wife leaving me is a large majority of them
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I've got 99 problems and Norman Osborn's the root cause of most of them.
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I got 99 problems and they're all facebook friend requests from people I didn't like in high school.
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I got 99 problems and I can't remember any of them.
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i got 99 problems and a slow wifi connection is all of them
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I've got 99 problems and most of them involve me forgetting my user name and password.
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I got 99 problems and not getting my Hogwarts letter is every single one.
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I got 99 problems and they all want their own POV character.
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If you're seeing Beyoncé and Beyoncé's husband tonight, I feel good for you son. I got 99 problems and literally every one is that I am not
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I got 99 problems and all of them are because of feelings.
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I got 99 problems and they're all Mike in Accounting.
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i've got 99 problems and all of them are my face yay
43.
I got 99 problems and they're all Jesse Pinkman #BreakingBad
44. Some people have identified at least one problem.
I've got 99 problems and getting poked by my high school p.e coach on facebook is one of them.
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I got 99 problems but keeping stylistically consistent from page 1 to page 320 ain’t one. Wait yes it is
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i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them lol
47.
I got 99 problems, and the two meter hole in the Death Star is definitely one.
48.
I got 99 problems and severe exaggeration of them is one
49.
"I got 99 problems ... but this Cano negotiation is among the more significant among them."
50.
"I got 99 problems and the snitch is one" - Harry Potter
51.
I got 99 problems but the one I'm definitely referring to right now is the person next to me on the megabus.
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If you're having girl truble I feel bad for you son. I got 99 prolbems and spelling is one.
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I got 99 problems and a sock with out a match is one.
54. Some people have 99 other things.
I got 99 hobgoblins but a witch ain't one.
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Check this. I got 99 swags and a yolo ain't one
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i got 99 privileges and a play-sta-tion
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i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one
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I got 99 bras but I can't fit in one
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I got 99 selfies but I can't use one.
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I got 99 typos, but ebjoy ain't one.
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IF U HAVIN CAT PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON I GOT 99 PUPPIES AND I LOVE EACH ONE
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If ur havin cat problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 kittens and you can't have one
63. Some people subvert expectations.
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son/I got 99 problems but [memory cache wiped] Good morning. #perksofbeingarobot
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I got 99 problems and they're all irrelevant when compared to the infinite vastness of space that occupies everything you could ever know.
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If you havin' grill problems I feel barbecue son. I got 99 charcoals but a briquette one.
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I got 99 problems but if one of those problems should accidentally fall I've got 98 problems, sitting on the wall.
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if you're having girl problems i relate to you hon/ i got 99 problems and they're all gender specific
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If you have a urinary tract infection I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems that I've passed on to you through my DNA.
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IF YOU HAVIN GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON, I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND THIS ICE CREAM MACHINE WONT FIX ITSELF SO CAN WE TALK LATER?
70.
I think they should change Iowa's motto to "I Got 99 Counties (and a Kitsch Quaint Fun)"
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*house crash lands* [witches feet close-up] [dorothy putting on sunglasses] i got 99 problems but a witch aint one *pop & locks off-screen*
72. Freedom is definitely not a problem.
I got 99 problems but freedom ain't one!
73.
If you're hating on America I feel bad for you son, cuz I got 99 problems but freedom ain't one
74.
I got 99 problems but freedom aint one.
75.
I've got 99 problems but being excessively taxed by England ain't one #freedom
76. School, however, is a problem for a lot of people.
i got 99 problems and school starting tomorrow is actually every single one of them
77.
I got 99 problems and school starting soon is all of them
78.
I got 99 problems and a good bit of them would go away if school started a little later.
79.
I've got 99 problems and like a solid 87 of them are school related like whattttt
80.
I got 99 problems & theyre all gonna be waking up tomorrow for school .
81.
I got 99 problems and not having school tomorrow would take care of all of them.
82. As is insomnia.
I got 99 problems and they're mostly sleep-related.
83.
I got 99 problems, and sleeping is one
84.
I got 99 problems and no sleep is every single one of them
85.
I got 99 problems and they're all due to lack of sleep.
86.
I got 99 problems and they're all minutes of sleep I've lost from tweeting.
87.
I got 99 problems and getting out of bed is one
88. Some people are working through their problems.
If you're having depression problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but I'm gonna talk to my therapist and sort it all out
89.
According to my therapist I've got 99 problems, but there's drugs for them.
90.
I got 99 problems but white privilege ensures that they're relatively trivial or easily worked out with a therapist.
91.
I got 99 problems... That's why I go to a therapist weekly.
92.
I got 99 problems, and I should probably see a therapist about how many problems I have
93. Some people know how to fix their problems.
I got 99 problems and a two scoop waffle cone could fix them all
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I got 99 problems here... you have them *runs away*
95.
I got 99 problems and they could all be solved with a private island and my own staff.
96.
I got 99 problems and 98 of them could be resolved with a nice cup of tea and a decent night's sleep
97.
"If you're having sleep problems I feel bad for you, son / I got 99 sedatives. Here, have one" - Jay Zzzzzzz
98.
I got 99 problems, but George R.R. Martin killed off 5 of them.
99. And, of course...
I've got 99 problems, and figuring out why this joke format is popular is one of them.
