How Not To Tinder.

You would think with the app being as creepy as it is, guys would learn to maybe tone the creep down a little bit. No. Apparently not. Here are all kinds of pictures you should never ever post on Tinder.

1. Any mirror picture.

ESPECIALLY if the phone is visible. Come on, basic social media.

2. Any picture where you're really trying to show off your muscles.

The mirror rule applies here as well.

3. Any picture of you doing a duck face.

I should have made the peace sign a rule on its own.

4. Any picture of you posing with a car.

It's probably not yours anyway.

5. Any type of weird professional headshot.

When/why the fuck did you have this taken in the first place?

6. Any picture of you and your....girlfriend?

Uh hello??? Awkward if she's tindering too...

7. Any picture where you can tell you're holding the camera yourself.

Not as bad as the mirror selfie, but still unacceptable.

8. Any picture that is way too blurry to see.

Now we already know you're ugly.

9. Any picture of you on a toilet.

I don't think this even needs an explanation.

10. Any picture where you're doing something so weird it can't be explained.

You're trying to be funny, but we know you're just weird.

11. Any picture where you're trying to pass off as the more attractive other person.

This is not a guessing game, and I will swipe left.

12. Any picture that involves a creepy smirk.

You're trying to be sexy, it's not working, and now I'm kind of scared.

13. Any picture of you playing a sport, with a helmet on.

You're athletic you're so awesome!!!! I STILL CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE

14. Any aspiring musician picture.

I applaud you for trying to make a name for yourself. But trust me, Tinder is not the road to go down.

15. Any picture of you holding a cat.

I really don't know why I've seen so many of these.