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Because of people like this:
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And tattoos like this:
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Because of shirts like this:
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Because we still need to figure out our own geography before we take on the universe:
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Because of our strange, strange mating rituals:
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And because of people unaware of what a medical emergency is:
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Because of relationships like this:
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And relationships like this:
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And people looking for relationships like this:
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Because we're still so scientifically behind:
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And because videos like this have over 200,000 views:
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Because our kids don't stand a chance:
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And because we still don't know how to protect ourselves from the weather:
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Because of people like this:
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Because of people who need to show the world their hands:
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And questions like this:
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Because of people who eat mayonnaise like this:
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And people who eat like this:
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Because of babies named "Hashtag":
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Because of people who have no idea how escalators work:
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Because of 'grams like this:
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Because of tattoos like this:
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Because of updates like this:
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Because of stuff like this:
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And streets named like this:
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Because of people who can't read:
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Because of shirts like this:
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And sandals like this:
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Because of people who have no idea how time works:
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But mostly because of people like this:
