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Anyone who eats snacks like this:
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Anyone who smokes cigarettes like this:
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Anyone who fills their bottles with suspicious liquid like this:
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Anyone who keeps a mysterious toilet paper roll next to their computer:
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Anyone who is secretly living in your crawlspace:
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Anyone who chooses that as a chair:
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Anyone who keeps all the delivery boxes, just in case:
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Anyone who loves McDonald's THIS much:
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Anyone who does... this:
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Anyone with a room like this:
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Anyone that has a closet like this:
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Anyone with this much of a love affair for Coke:
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Anyone who places their Cheez Doodles so front and center:
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Anyone who praises the lord Mountain Dew:
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Anyone that occupies a space like this:
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Anyone who keeps this at the foot of their bed:
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Anyone that ends up with a room like this:
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Anyone who lives on an island of beers:
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And anyone that has... things... growing out of their towels:
