1.
Light them in the shower:
2.
Fire them from your nether region:
3.
Put them between your legs while standing on top of two cars:
4.
Tie them to your friend:
5.
Fire them at Captain America:
6.
Try to catch them with your face:
7.
Give them to your dog:
8.
Light them in a kitchen:
10.
Light them in the bathtub:
11.
Light them on a couch:
12.
Put them in a pile of poop:
14.
Light them underneath your chair:
But this? Definitely, definitely do this: