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Give them a nice surprise haircut to show them you care:
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Give them a gift that matters this Christmas, like the gift of flour:
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Seriously, flour is the new hot gift this holiday season:
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Help them stay healthy by helping them get their daily requirement of calcium:
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Ask them to help around with your daily chores, like cleaning the ol' two wheeler:
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Introduce them to your pets:
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Offer to make a nice delicious pie for dessert:
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If your significant other looks like they might be getting a bit pruney in the pool, send them a gentle hint to leave:
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Never refuse to help out your significant other when they're in need. Out of toilet paper? No problem:
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It's always a good idea to help him or her wake up with a little bit of hot sauce in the morning:
Pro-tip: after letting them have some hot sauce, it's always a good idea to give them a cup of vodka. NEVER water.
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If you go away on a long vacation, always make sure your significant other feels at home:
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Breakfast in bed? So cliche. Try a table in bed:
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If you're worried that your significant other is spending too much time inside, a good idea is to scare the be-jesus out of them:
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If your flour gift doesn't go over well, don't worry: there are alternatives:
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Need to sneak out to make your lover some breakfast in bed? Don't fret... just get a decoy!
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Want to play a fun pool game with your SO? Marco Polo too boring? Try this:
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Worried your lover isn't showering well enough? Help mark the spots you think need a bit more attention:
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And if all else fails, pay a man to help bring you a little bit closer together: