2.
Anyone that describes themselves as a plank of wood:
3.
People that probably think there's a "U" in happiness:
4.
People who desperately need to learn the difference between "then" and "than":
5.
People with seriously questionable life goals:
6.
Or seriously questionable Christmas plans:
7.
People, who, don't, know, when, to, use, punctuation:
8.
And. Desperately. Need. To. Learn:
10.
Most news broadcasters:
11.
People who are crying tares of sorrow right now:
13.
People who probably haven't used deodorant themselves before:
14.
People who think hypnotists "do not be real":
15.
People that should probably steer clear of college:
16.
Just keep on walking past that college...
18.
People who put vegetables in their hair:
19.
People who get really worked up over their artwork:
20.
People trying to summon the dead through questionable means:
21.
The world's worst scrabble player:
22.
People who you probably never want to smell:
24.
People who probably have much bigger regrets than a tattoo like this:
29.
Or people who put way, way too much faith in Noone:
30.
People who just keep digging themselves a bigger hole (that they probably can't get out of):
31.
People waging war on the female anatomy:
32.
People unfamiliar with how movies work:
33.
People who just answered their own question:
34.
People who let everything go RIGHT over their heads:
35.
People who probably shouldn't be in this country:
36.
People who keep pausing the metal:
38.
People who get this joke:
39.
People who have no idea how breathing works:
40.
People who have acute and obtuse friends up in the sky:
43.
Teenagers on Twitter:
44.
People who have failed their mission spectacularly:
45.
And anyone that has Snooki as their "ro-model:"
