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Any person who is a Burger-King-cup-carrying bad ass:
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Any person who pours a Caprisun into a glass like a DAMN BARBARIAN:
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Any person with an internet connection and several pictures of slides:
4.
The creators of the television show "Monk:"
5.
A person who lays in the exact position that's not allowed:
7.
Any person who completely ignores EVERYTHING a match stands for:
8.
Any grandma who doesn't play by the rules:
9.
Or any baby who doesn't play by the rules:
10.
A person with a blatant disregard of proper desktop backgrounds:
11.
Any person who disrespects a roll of bubble tape like this:
12.
Any person who does something this destructive:
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Any person who clearly has never seen the popular milk advertising campaign:
15.
Any person who has a dog this defiant:
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Any person who does something as cruel as this to a pair of scissors:
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Any person who won't even try to draw a ship:
18.
Any person who doesn't play by your typical mathematical rules:
19.
Any person who can't help it when it comes to thinking about things:
20.
Any person who has neither the time nor the patience to find the other door:
21.
Or any person who has absolutely no time for a kids maze:
22.
Any person who doesn't let chocolate tell them what to do: