21 Reasons Why Exercising Is A Terrible Idea

    Say no to activity.

    1. Do you really want this to happen to you?

    2. Do you really want this to happen to your precious belongings?

    3. Do you really want to have your entire life fall apart?

    4. Do you really want to end up on the floor, cold and broken?

    5. Do you really want to see your fish have their lives ended?

    6. Do you really want to be indecent at the gym?

    7. Do you want all your neighbors to see you do this?

    8. Plus, do you really want to end up looking like this in front of everyone?

    9. Or this?

    10. OR THIS???

    11. OR THIS?!?!?!

    12. Do you really want a treadmill to do this to you?

    13. Or this to you?

    14. Or this?

    15. Do you really want a treadmill to prevent you from having children?

    16. Or from wearing your new shoes?

    17. Even if things do go well, you can never let your guard down:

    18. Let's be honest, it's been so long you'll probably end up looking like this if you try to pick anything up:

    19. Or this if you try to walk:

    20. Nowhere.

    21. Plus, your dog will just embarrass you anyway.