1. He appreciates the finer things in life:
2. He once did mushrooms with his cat:
3. He may or may not be a vampire from the 1870s:
4. or Thor:
5. or the Virgin Mary:
6. or a British soldier during the War Of 1812:
7. or Spongebob:
8. or Mexican War Of Independence leader Miguel Hidalgo:
9. or a black man from the 1970's:
10. His HAIR:
11. He was once stalked by a mime:
12. He makes a great desktop background:
13. This somehow happened to him:
14. He looks suspiciously like an owl:
15. He has a pet octopus.
16. He has a tattoo of Woody the Woodpecker:
17. He'll help you wake up in the morning:
18. And he can help get you a job:
19. He isn't afraid to take what he wants:
20. He was originally every single member of the Avengers:
21. He once went crazy in Romania:
22. He can help teach you biology if you're in Serbia:
THREE WORDS: