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The show tackles the tough questions we all need to know the answers to. For example, what's the deal with pretzels?
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And is she familiar with bukkake?
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The show has the best introductions of any show out there. I'm talking Cosby Show level introduction. I'm talking Sunday Night Football level:
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But that doesn't mean that the show doesn't get a bit introspective from time to time:
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You might just learn something new watching:
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Or you might just laugh your rear-end off at some W~A~C~K~Y newspaper articles:
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One thing's for sure: you'll be wowed at all the guests they get to come on the show. I mean, ARNOLD?!
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MR. BEE MOVIE HIMSELF, JERRY SEINFELD??????????
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THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT???
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EDITOR IN CHIEF JOE BIDEN??!
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HIP-HOP'S ROYAL FAMILY?!
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The show is constantly breaking new ground, like with scat auto-tune:
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And with hygiene advice like this:
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And with investigative reports like this one:
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I mean, when can you say (within the last 3-4 weeks) that you've seen something like this one TV?
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This is a show that knows what is important:
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A show that wields its influence like a big ol' stick:
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A show that will give you advice that will change your life:
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A show that only has one chair:
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This, my friends, is a show with DOC CHICKEN: