The 23 Most Important Lessons Learned During Your Childhood

    TV taught me all I know.

    1. What it means to have a beard:

    2. All about drug dealers:

    3. How to make friends:

    4. The meaning of life:

    5. What life is all about:

    6. The best compliment anyone can give:

    7. How to be above the law:

    8. What the most important things in life are:

    9. How to ask someone out:

    10. What freedom really feels like:

    11. What to do with Math homework:

    12. How terrifying swans are:

    13. Why I got all those detentions:

    14. Why sleep is not important:

    15. All about fashion:

    16. How the pioneers traveled:

    17. TO STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT:

    18. Why school isn't so bad:

    19. How to find true love:

    20. Who loves orange soda:

    21. "Tupac Shakur" is not a Jewish holiday:

    22. How to work out:

    23. And that Lori Beth's information is absolutely VITAL: