29 Feelings That Are Better Than Sex

    You know what i'm talking about.

    1. Peeling the plastic off something you just bought:

    2. Plunging your hands into a bag of uncooked rice:

    3. Getting into bed right after you've washed your sheets and taking your socks off:

    4. Tearing off a piece of paper perfectly:

    5. When the vending machine takes your dollar on the first try:

    6. Waking up and realizing you still have time to sleep:

    7. A full tank of gas:

    8. When the lights go down just before a concert starts:

    9. Peeling the glue off the back of a gift card:

    10. Pushing this back and forth:

    11. Pressure washing:

    12. This:

    13. Stopping a microwave with one second left:

    14. Taking your bra off at the end of a long day:

    15. Having your head scratched:

    16. Rubbing glue on your hands and peeling it off:

    17. Realizing you have a mutual friend with someone you just met:

    18. Watching your coffee and milk mix:

    19. When you've been congested for so long and your nostrils finally open up:

    20. This:

    21. Getting the last piece of food that's stuck in your teeth out:

    22. Dangling a cool metal chain over your hand and slowly lowering it down so it collects in your palm.

    23. Singing along to a song, leaving the room, and being in sync with it when you come back:

    24. That feeling in your stomach after you go up and down on a rollercoaster:

    25. Getting into bed after just having shaved your legs:

    26. Pushing a tape into a VCR:

    27. Opening a book to the right page on the first try:

    28. That first cut into construction paper:

    29. And, after having lost all hope, seeing this guy show up in a game of Tetris: