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NASCAR would be more like Mario Kart:
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Every dog would get a well deserved makeover:
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Every breakfast would be like this:
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This pug would have all these jellybeans:
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This would be a reality:
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Everyone would switch from cars to adult-sized big wheels:
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Everyone would wear this everyday:
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Every cat would have a permanent top hat:
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Everyone's name would be like this:
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Everyone would devote their time to solving one of life's greatest mysteries:
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Everyone would party hard with gorillas:
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Elmo would be elected to higher office:
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All babies would be dressed in suits:
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Everyone would save energy by using horses to dry their clothes:
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Pringles would come like this:
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Getting rid of bugs would be this fun:
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Someone would give this snake a towel:
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This Furby would be in rehab:
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This would be a reality:
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Babies would be given out with every McDonald's Happy Meal:
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THIS pug would have THIS tennis ball:
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Everyone would just say "Hi":
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Babies would take MySpace pictures:
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All babies would smoke pipes and solve mysteries:
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Everyone would always travel with pandas:
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And find something to believe in:
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People like this wouldn't exist:
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Every dog would wear shoes:
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Everyone would live inside a shoe:
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And this would be done to Florida: