1.
Because of random vacuum cleaner attacks:
2.
Because of childhood-ending swing sets:
3.
And because of genius ideas like this one:
6.
Because people still haven't learned not to slow dance with televisions:
7.
And still haven't learned not to play baseball with televisions:
8.
Because people still think it's a good idea to dive into frozen rivers:
9.
And because people still think it's a good idea to have weddings on the beach:
10.
Because of absolutely brilliant moves like this one:
12.
Because of errant soccer balls:
13.
And of loose-cannon car washes:
14.
Because of friends like this:
15.
And friends like this:
17.
Because doors won't let us:
18.
And neither will goats:
19.
And neither will treadmills:
20.
But mostly because of Kevin Chang:
